Hi! The name's Karl! I'm 22. I'm a big dork and I think I'm funny :) So if you wanna know anything else just ask :P


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montypythonandtheholyblog:

today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket 

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You can stay here as long as you want, Dean. You’re doing good in school, you’re making friends. You made the wrestling team. I’m proud of you.

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A young Jewish refugee with her Chinese playmates. Shanghai, China (x)

Between 1933 and 1941, it is estimated that 20,000 Jews escaped persecution by fleeing to the Chinese port of Shanghai. Shanghai was one of the few places in the world that would accept Jewish refugees at this time, Japan being another.

i am furious that i am just now learning about this important fact.

Because it has nothing to do with the USA being the superhero and saving all the Jews

Wow I had no idea. I wonder how many descendants of Jewish refugees live in those countries today.

misandry-mermaid:

bunmer:

redhester:

bunmer:

A young Jewish refugee with her Chinese playmates. Shanghai, China (x)

Between 1933 and 1941, it is estimated that 20,000 Jews escaped persecution by fleeing to the Chinese port of Shanghai. Shanghai was one of the few places in the world that would accept Jewish refugees at this time, Japan being another.

i am furious that i am just now learning about this important fact.

Because it has nothing to do with the USA being the superhero and saving all the Jews

Wow I had no idea. I wonder how many descendants of Jewish refugees live in those countries today.

#tbt to this weekend lol. #lsu #geauxtigers #ilovelsufootball #itaketoomanyselfies #itskindasad #itssnapchatsfault

#tbt to this weekend lol. #lsu #geauxtigers #ilovelsufootball #itaketoomanyselfies #itskindasad #itssnapchatsfault

falloutdreamer:

if you ever worry you’ll do something embarrassing in front of your crush, just remember Dean Winchester stabbed his the first time they met

wankbankofamerica:

i will literally try to pet any cat i can don’t doubt me

#wcw you have helped me through so much in the past two years, you’ve been there for me no matter what, and even when I’m being the most whinny and annoying person on this planet you still put up with me lol. I don’t know where id be without you. #iloveyou #queenofpuns #thispastweekendwasamazing

#wcw you have helped me through so much in the past two years, you’ve been there for me no matter what, and even when I’m being the most whinny and annoying person on this planet you still put up with me lol. I don’t know where id be without you. #iloveyou #queenofpuns #thispastweekendwasamazing

liquidglue:

I’d like to thank Bo Burnham for the best vine ever created 

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nyxweaver:

y’all remember that game in elementary school where each person would say one word and the next person would say a word etc so it’d create a cohesive story? let’s do that:

Two

Thousand

men

ate

their

dicks.

well playtime is over you’re all grounded

bisexualrogers:

Okay what I really need in my life is one of those badass action-adventure movie trailers with Everybody Wants To Rule The World in the background and the dark scenery and sullen atmosphere and the explosions and the running and the kissing and the power and the sexiness and the action BUT WITH A QUEER COUPLE.

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skankmcmeow:

I see your shifting gaze, that disgusted glance. I know you’re questioning my parenting from across the elementary school assembly.

Let me tell you a little story about the kindergarten student with bright purple hair, my little Raven Marie…

A month before school started she decided to play hair stylist with the craft scissors, and to save what was left I had to opt for a pixie cut. She was absolutely devastated. It was about three hours before she stopped her harsh sobbing and hiccups.

Why?

She has thought that the length of a girls hair was what made her “girly”. I know I’ve personally had many hairstyles around her before, including a purple mohawk, which many people criticized as not being “girly” enough. Media, other children, other parents, and society made it worse. She would randomly burst in tears while out in public for the first week of her new style, screaming that she looked like a boy. That everyone would think she’s a boy.

At one point she took off her bow in her hair, threw it at a cashier and screamed, “I DON’T NEED THIS BOW TO TELL YOU THAT I’M NOT A BOY, BECAUSE I’M NOT”

Proudly stomping away in her blue jean overalls, head held high.

Once we edged closer to the first day of school she kept asking questions like, “Do you think the other kids will like me? Do you think they’ll be my friend? Will they think I’m a boy? Will they pick on me because I have boy hair?”

So I went to the grocery store, bought some dye, and spent the whole night transforming my bright blonde little girl into a plum punk rock fairy. I then assured her that if any of the kids didn’t like her, they were just jealous.

As for you, mothers and teachers with the wandering eyes filled with disgust and judgement, I’m in the business of raising a free spirit.

Here’s to you, Raven Marie. I love you.

Look at how fucking adorable that kid is holy fucking shit

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nikoanesti:

Damn, is this one online anywhere? I hate not having HBO, first for Ricky Gervais, now for John Oliver.

Double burn! God I love him.

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Plaid

Kristen Stewarts closet

Sooooo this is basically my goal in life. I already have at least half this much. So if anyone wants to donate I’ll gladly accept!! :)

lipstick-lesbian:

beardbrand:

Plaid

Kristen Stewarts closet

Sooooo this is basically my goal in life. I already have at least half this much. So if anyone wants to donate I’ll gladly accept!! :)

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